I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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