: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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