What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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