make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
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