Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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