There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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