You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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