the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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