this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I just found a bag of teeth...
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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