____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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