Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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