i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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