"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Randomize
