i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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