I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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