Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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