No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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