okay pat passed out under dana's car
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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