i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
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i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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