i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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