is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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