I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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