i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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