Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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