i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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