On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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