1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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