he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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