What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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