Walk of Shame. In a state park.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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