True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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