I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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