Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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