I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I'm too high and old for this...
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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