69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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