Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
well most of my day revolves around power hour
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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