brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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