What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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