Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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