i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
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took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
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I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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