I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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