Welp...herpes.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i just sent this text using only my big toe
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
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