i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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