doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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