I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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