sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
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