exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Do plants get herpes?
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