Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I think people are normalizing furries
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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