I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize