fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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