There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
did you just send me my own nude
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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