How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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