Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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