Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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